38 Reasons Why I Love James: Happy Birthday!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009



Happy birthday to my sweet man! How do I love thee? Let me count 38 ways! (Note: There's no reason for the number 38--heavens, he's only turning 26 today . . .hee hee!)

1. I love the way he smells!
2. His funny little dances make me laugh.
3. I like the way he says "behind." (He says it like "BEE-hind." It's cute.)
4. He's so, so nice and patient with me when I'm not at my best.
5. He's even so, so nice and patient with me when I AM at my best.
6. I love the way he laughs.
7. He has light beams that shoot out of his eyes.
8. I love his clear, tenor voice. I could listen to him sing all day long.
9. He comes up with funny little jokes just like THAT (snap!).
10. He gives great hugs.
11. He's not a bad kisser, either . . .
12. He's such a good sport about whatever scheme I've cooked up.
13. He's so dang smart. What a mind! What a brilliant mind!
14. His heart is so very kind and very tender.
15. What a good dad he is. And not even afraid to change diapers.
16. He works hard, hard, hard and is such a good provider.
17. His inner child is alive and healthy. I like that in a grown-up.
18. He's glad to lend a hand to those in need.
19. I like how observant he is. (For a man, he's really quite observant, actually!)
20. What a friendly guy. Everybody likes James!
21. I love how he appreciates the beauty in life.
22. He cooks a mean scrambled egg with ham and cheese.
23. He wouldn't hurt my feelings for the world. I love that.
24. I really love the way he laughs. What a great laugh.
25. He's so dang CREATIVE and INVENTIVE. What talent!
26. He looks hot in his fedora.
27. He's quick to apologize when he's wrong, and quick to accept my apologies, too.
28. James has a tremendous amount of faith. I love that.
29. He always gives me his jacket when I'm cold.
30. His navigational skills are remarkable! He gets us where we need to go.
31. He's just a lot of fun, wherever we are.
32. He's thrifty, clean, brave, reverent . . .
33. His blonde hair in the sunlight is like living gold.
34. He hasn't met an object he can't stick to his forehead. Now THAT'S skill.
35. He stashes candy around the house like a POW stashes bread.
36. He's BRAVE and TOUGH and kills all of the hornets for me. Kill! Kill! Kill!
37. He can fix or build anything, from toilets to computers to sheds to basements...
38. He's "true at all times in whatsoever thing he is entrusted." And I trusted him with my heart almost 15 years ago--he's always taken GREAT care of it.

I guess I just love you because you're James. Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

Bethany's First Camping/Lake Trip

Sunday, July 19, 2009



Wow, are we tired. We just can't hold our fun. We partied like it was 2009 and now we're paying the price! Here's our account of our vacation, and there aren't many pictures of me here because I'm a little afraid that my camping bangs make me look the teensiest bit like Donald Trump.

Anyway, last week we decided it was time for a little family togetherness so James, Bethany and I hit the dusty road. The plan was to camp overnight in Logan Canyon, then wake up the next day and spend the day playing at Bear Lake. So we executed the plan, and then the plan executed us. (No, it was fun, really it was. I just have that day-after-the-vacation hangover where the sunburn, laundry and unpacking has made me a little loopy. But we did have a GREAT time!)

On Friday, after a little trouble finding an available campsite (the down side to not planning ahead) we managed to find a beautiful spot at the Bridger Campground in Logan Canyon. It's right by Zanavoo--not too far up the canyon, which was nice since we were heading up after James got home from work and we didn't want a long drive before digging into dinner. Anyway, we arrived at the spot, set up camp and cooked our tin foil dinners. Bethany LOVED her dinner--yum yum! (Why does everything taste so much better over a campfire? Is it the ash?)



She was also a big fan of the tent. Let's face it, tents are fun--I don't care who you are, tents are fun! After dinner, and after a lot of persuading by James and calming of my fears about Bethany and campfires and the dangers thereof, James taught Bethie the finer points of marshmallow toasting:



And she had her first s'more!



Mmmmmm, those s'mores were sure good! But you know, after the first bite Bethany preferred just eating marshmallows straight from the bag. I, however, had no problem eating three of those bad boys. I love s'mores made with Fudge Stripe cookies! Yum!

The rest of the evening passed pleasantly by, and as it got dark we looked forward to sleeping peacefully under the stars, rocked to sleep by the gentle breeze wafting through our tent and the sounds of the crickets and the distant river soothing our souls.



WELL HA HA HA THAT WAS A DREAM SHATTERED, THANKS TO THE JERKAZOIDS AROUND THE CORNER!

I'm not bitter. Really. Truly. I'm working on repenting from all of my angry thoughts. But just as we were all tucked up snuggly in our beds (bags), our nice little camping neighbors decided to crank up the party. And they partied. And they partied. And they partied. And they blared their music and their laughter grew raucous. And then they switched from their annoying rap to Garth Brooks, and because I happened to know all of the words to "Friends in Low Places" (my family sometimes sang that before church on Sundays, don't ask) I couldn't even pretend the music was white noise, as I was now singing along in my head. Grrrrrr!

And then, in the campsite on our right, one of the guys decided to start playing a bongo drum. (Who brings bongo drums camping? I mean, a nice guitar is one thing but bongo drums?) Thankfully, though, the bongo didn't last too long.

So somewhere in there, while gazing up at the stars in the middle of the night, I'm thinking, "Get me out of this stinkin' fresh air!" We did eventually fall asleep, however--me with one eye open in case one of those partiers was thinking of slashing our tent and stealing our daughter (I don't think too straight at that point of exhaustion). And, to make a full confession, I was thinking pretty horrible thoughts about our neighbors and wishing them all terrible deaths from alcohol poisoning. In the morning, however, I did repent of my thoughts and my revenge simmered to wishing them terrible hangovers.

Here's Bethany the next day after our long night--I think this look says it all:



But after a GREAT breakfast that James cooked over the fire again (James is one great camp cook!) our adrenaline kicked in and we were once again happy campers. After striking camp, we headed for Bear Lake. And let me just say how much I love Bear Lake: I really, really, really love it. It's beautiful and the water is nice and cool and I have so many memories of family reunions there that a big piece of my heart resides in the turquoise blue water of Bear Lake forever! Okay, enough of waxing sentimental!

We had a BLAST. We really did. Bethany loved the lake. She loved digging in the sand with her little bucket and shovel, looking for and collecting shells, and spending lots and lots of time in the water. She talked to the seagulls and talked to the sailboats. For example, "Hi Seagull! I'm going swimming, Seagull! In the lake, Seagull!" and "Hi, Sailboat! I'm swimming with Mommy, Sailboat! See you later, Sailboat!" I love how she talks to animals and objects!

Here are a few pics (mock my pearly white legs and die):

Playing in the Sand:



Ready to Get In:



Lunch Break:



Little Sand Princess:



We really had a ball, as reflected in this picture taken just five minutes after getting in the car to come home:



And I'm proud to report that the only person who is sunburned is me, and only on my back in one spot that I failed to remember when applying sunscreen. (To truly appreciate how unscathed this is, you must be very familiar with Bear Lake, a.k.a. Sunburn Trap of the World.) So we're hobbling around a little today, and we were all a bit glassy-eyed at church, but the memories were worth it!

Three Cheers For the Red, White and Blue!

Sunday, July 5, 2009



I thought I'd better blog about the Fourth of July before I forget everything. What a crazy weekend! We yankeed and we doodled and we had a dandy time! (And now I'm exhausted and I have a headache! All part of the package.)

Friday night was the best--after a great BBQ and birthday party for my niece Ruby (Happy birthday Rubykins!)we headed to the fireworks at the stadium. Oh how we love the fireworks at the stadium! And yes, we always go inside--it's such a party! (SOAPBOX WARNING) I believe in paying to go in so that they'll continue to have the money to do it every year! (End of soapbox.) Bethany loved watching the military fly-over ("Big plane come back!"), watching "Big Blue" on the field, and doing the hokey-pokey with thousands of other people. I tried to prepare her for the fireworks and how loud they would be, and I think my efforts paid off because she really liked them a lot! At first, she just snuggled into me and looked a little wary (it doesn't help that it's so late and she's barely keeping her eyes open) but she totally got into it! Nieces Ruby, Lizzy and Macy all liked them, too--well, Macy just slept through the whole thing. Pretty good for a two-month-old.

James, Tracee, Ruby and Macy:



Julie and Lizzy:



Grandpa and Bethany:



Saturday morning, Bethany, my dad, and I woke up bright and early and headed out to the Lewiston parade. When we got to Lewiston, the police officer guiding traffic made us park down this road that was TOTALLY far away from the parade route. (I'm thinking at least two miles but as time goes by, the distance gets longer!) So like the pioneers of old, we had to walk, and walk, and walk and WAAAAALLLKKK! Carrying a two-year-old (yours truly forgot the stroller) and heavy parade chairs. Oh, and the heavy diaper bag. If anyone who reads this knows, please tell me why in the world the officer made us park far, far away when there was plenty of parking close to the parade route? Help me understand? Let's just say I DESERVED all those Golden Oreos I ate the night before at the fireworks, and I definitely walked them off by hiking the Lewiston parade.

As soon as we got back from Lewiston, it was time to hit the Hyrum City parade. (Yes, we're parade goers!) So we swung by the house to pick up James (hubby), James (brother), Tracee (sister-in-law), and nieces (Ruby and Macy)and head to Hyrum. We had a much more pleasant experience this time--we parked two blocks away (maybe Lewiston could pick up a few tips from Hyrum, here--I'm not bitter--I'm really not) and found a place right under a shady tree. The temperature was perfect and the girls had a ball catching all of the candy with their dads. (Isn't that just a dad's job--to teach kids how to gather parade candy? SO American.)

Dads and Daughters--The Training Begins:



The Race For The Taffy:



It seems to me that one could just drive down the street to Macey's and buy ten tons of salt water taffy for a nickel, but I guess that would take out the thrill of the hunt, huh?

Eureka! Now, Which Candy to Choose?



And (TANGENT WARNING) speaking of saltwater taffy--here's a secret: I just don't like it. I try to like it every year, and I just don't. Okay, so the cinnamon ones are pretty good. But I'd eat dirt if it tasted like cinnamon! Don't you think that saltwater taffy just tries too hard to be candy? (END OF TANGENT)

After the parade, we did various and sundry things that were totally NOT Fourth of July related while the girls took naps, then we made tostadas for the family and ate them! (Yes, we ate Mexican on the Fourth of July! Viva Mexico! Is my tostada eating plus my distaste for saltwater taffy going to paint me as un-American?) After dinner, we said goodbye to my family and James, Bethany and I went to see some friends and their annual fireworks extravaganza, which was fun, especially since no one set themselves on fire.

And then we called it a night! Another fun Fourth of July come and gone. We love the Fourth of July. We love our country (despite the tostadas). We are grateful for our freedoms and for those who fight for us so we can go to fireworks and parades and sing The Star-Spangled Banner with tears in our eyes. Happy Independence Day, everybody!

My Munchkin Has Been Ozified

Wednesday, July 1, 2009



The above picture is of my daughter, in her Dorothy costume and "ruby" (a.k.a. red sequins) slippers, GLUED to the TV screen during breakfast this morning. The reason she is GLUED and TRANSFIXED and COMPLETELY UNAWARE of her surroundings is because The Wizard of Oz is playing on the screen. Now, the reason I agreed to let her watch The Wizard of Oz this morning during breakfast was in hopes that it would a) distract her from reading The Wizard of Oz book, which we read together no less than seven times today, and b) I thought that at least we could shovel some food in her while she was watching the movie, which doesn't work well with the book thing.

Well, she didn't eat much. She didn't even respond to anything. It was like aliens (Ozians?)had taken over her body. We had to stop the movie several times ("Eat three bites, please!") so she could at least get some sustinence. Then she proceeded all day to talk about Dorothy, the tin man, the scarecrow, the witch . . .in all times and in all things and in all places. (Example: during a diaper change she said, "The lion has a bum! The tin man has a bum!") Right at this moment, even as I type, she's making up a song involving all of the characters. "Oh the lion, dum dee da, the scarecrow, doo doo doo!"

I've created a monster! A cute little monster in blue gingham, but a monster none the less! At least it's a classic, huh?